1. levieuxcordelier:

    you see this crusty cracker?

    it’s called matzah and it’s the only bread the dining hall is serving this week

    it congeals in your stomach and dries out your mouth until you cannot swallow or taste anything except decaying, dry saltine 

    I FED UP WIT DIS JUDAISM

    Challah makes it all better

    Challah is the best bread EVER, not even joking

    (via pochedetigres)

    1 year ago  /  27 notes  /  Source: levieuxcordelier

    1. thespookiesattack reblogged this from theamazinbgcarpman and added:
      OH MY GOD IT IS ACTUALLY AMAZING!!!!! WHEN WE MAKE IT, IT ACTUALLY TAKES THREE DAYS TO PROPERLY CREATE, AND EVERY SECOND...
    2. heyheymickyheyhey reblogged this from pochedetigres and added:
      this is still hilarious
    3. theamazinbgcarpman reblogged this from pochedetigres and added:
      Challah makes it all better Challah is the best bread EVER, not even joking
    4. fluttersquid reblogged this from pochedetigres
    5. desmoulicious reblogged this from levieuxcordelier and added:
      I happen to like Matzahs we would buy them when they went on sale and I would hit a box of them like a normal person...
    6. milvertons reblogged this from serazienne
    7. toopunktofuck said: omfg I love jewish celebrations ngl
    8. serazienne reblogged this from levieuxcordelier
    9. dasfreefree reblogged this from levieuxcordelier and added:
      Basically all my sentiments about this goddamn holiday
    10. pochedetigres reblogged this from levieuxcordelier
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